Monday, August 7, 2017

Cringiest Things About Tumblr

1) Neurotic outbursts that make no sense "I'M SCREAMING!" "I'M CRYING!" when people aren't doing either of those fucking things. No one is browsing the internet casually and outbursting like a crackwhore when they see something they like. 
2) Turning cool things into fluff. A fictional character, especially one that is kinda more noir-ish, maybe violent, etc into chibi art or other vomit-inducing caricatures that are miles apart from their personality.
3) Waifu bullshit. They aren't real.
4) Constant discourse/reading too much into things. "This movie is offensive because......" you know that type that you picture wearing those fugly "problem glasses"
5) Ghetto response .gifs. Excited about something (this probably goes with the neurotic thing), so they post obnoxious gifs of trashy people on a talk show like Oprah or Maury, crying or flailing about. Or that obnoxious "longest yeah boy!" thing...............